I DID IT!!
I said I would finish this in April, and here I am, 7:48 p.m. on April 30, and.....
I READ WAR AND PEACE IN ONE MONTH!!!
And by one month I mean, lunch breaks, a little bit at night, a little bit on busy weekends (except that one weekend where I forgot it at work so I missed out reading it).
I will review it after my brain decides to 'unmelt'.