Saturday, November 15, 2008

Are You Sure There Wasn't a Hidden Camera?

David was out making a delivery last night. He approaches a house; the front porch is screened in, locked and pitch black. He knocks on the screen door and waits. A female opens the door to the house and walks into the front porch area to open the locked screen porch. The the conversation goes something like this (I'm paraphrasing because he told me the story at 2:30 a.m.):

David (taking the items out of the bag)...
Her: I am so sorry I'm out here like this. My boyfriend wouldn't give me the blanket.
David: Huh. O-kay.

Lady is not wearing any clothes and is using her arm to cover her breasts.

Her: My boyfriend wanted to know if you'd take $5 off cause I came out like this.
David: Uh...no.

He said he could not see much (yea, right. LOL) because it was night, no porch light and a screened-in porch. He went back to work to tell his boss and co-worker who were all "Yeaaaaa! Was she hot?" "Not really." "Aweeeee, Man!"

So, observations. This woman has:

a) No self worth. She lets her boyfriend tell her to do this and she does it?

or

b) No shame. She thought this would be funny and maybe knock $5 off the bill?

Either way, sad and funny. I laughed at David's re-telling of it.

1 comment:

Big Sis said...

OR IT COULD BE THE NEXT YOU TUBE HIT WITH DAVID IN IT.....HAAAAAAAAA