Remember those Funny Out-Of-Context saying from an OLD post? We tend to say things that, when taken out of context, are sometimes weird.
Here are some more:
1) Did you kiss a policeman yet?
2) When the doorbell rings, I want everyone to STOP killing people, o.k.?
3) "Honey, let's go." "I'm trying to talk to the cats."
4) "Jacob! What have I told you about those ritualistic beheadings?!?"
5) "Get OFF the monkey, so I can get him!"
What do you think?